you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Boobs speak an international language.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i now understand why vodka
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