Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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