The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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