I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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