Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Drunk is a universal language darling
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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