just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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