i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She said her name was "party"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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