Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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