yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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