The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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