You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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