I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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