We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
