hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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