Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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