yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Enjoy the penises
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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