it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
farters have to be the big spoon...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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