What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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