Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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