My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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