That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize