Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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