you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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