she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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