I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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