No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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