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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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