You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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