Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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