she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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