stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night