there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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