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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure

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(814): Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure http://tfl.nu/wzgm

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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW

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(585): i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW http://tfl.nu/w5kh

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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.

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(214): i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends. http://tfl.nu/1l9v

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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.

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(705): i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding. http://tfl.nu/t3vj

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(516): View more from New York

There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed

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(516): There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed http://tfl.nu/zayy

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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.

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(276): Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco. http://tfl.nu/65bb

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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.

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(937): No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie. http://tfl.nu/4p3o

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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."

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(201): A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore." http://tfl.nu/zlen

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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be

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Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54

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(254): Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be (254): Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54 http://tfl.nu/ylh4

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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.

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(323): He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain. http://tfl.nu/r1vy

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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.

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(215): I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood. http://tfl.nu/t851

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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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(573): I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad... http://tfl.nu/bjgv

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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

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It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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(902): Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask? (902): It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet... http://tfl.nu/mgzk

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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.

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(502): Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol. http://tfl.nu/h6cv

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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...

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(270): I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night... http://tfl.nu/q37f

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