I heard we made out
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.