Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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