just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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