On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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