i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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