I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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