great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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