in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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