I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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