You're completely useless in the revolution.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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