i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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