He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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