I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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