She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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