I want to walk on stilts...naked
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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