Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
