So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Sext me about skeletons
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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