I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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