office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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