4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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