I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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