3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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