You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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