yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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