I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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