do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm bleeding and have questions
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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